Laharl: Gordon! Wash my shorts! Laharl: Gordon! After that, clean my room! Laharl: Gordon! After that, make dinner!
[Fade to black]
[Camera shows Laharl's throne room]
Gordon: *huff* *huff* ...! Gordon: (What humiliation! The Defender of Earth working for the Overlord! I can't apologize enough to my predecessors!) Laharl: Hmmmmm? You look unhappy. Laharl: Don't tell me that a hero would break his promise, now. Gordon: *groan* Gordon: (A hero never breaks a promise!) Gordon: (All I can do right now is endure this!) Gordon: (As long as my faith does not falter, hope remains!!) Gordon: (I've got it! I'll just pretend to obey him!) Gordon: (And when he lets his guard down, I'll escape back to Earth!) Gordon: (All right! I just need to have patience! Good thinking, Gordon!) Laharl: Your eyes are full of hope... You're planning something, aren't you? Gordon: N, No I'm not! I was just... Jennifer: Morning, Harlie<3 Laharl: I told you not to call me that!
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Laharl: ...Now I just plain pity you, Gordon. Laharl: Alright, we're going to the Sea of Gehenna! Laharl: I will never, ever allow those women to go picnicking on their own! Gordon: That's a great idea! We should do it! Gordon: It's not like we'd be going on a picnic, going lalala. Someone has to protect them! Laharl: Right, let's go!
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Zommie: An angel assassin... An attack by humans... A lot has been happening lately... Laharl: All thanks to my evil deeds. Hmhmhm...
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Dimensional Gatekeeper: Picnic at the Sea of Gehenna, Prince? You are still quite childish. *chuckle* Laharl: N, No, I'm not! I'm going to investigate the area... Gordon: Picnic, picnic, La la, la la, laaaaa. Dimensional Gatekeeper: So... You ARE going on a picnic.
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Gordon: Lalala. Gordon: Hahahahaha!! I never thought that picnicking in the Netherworld would be so delightful. Laharl: ...Is this guy really a hero? Laharl: I'm not one to say, but... I always thought a hero was a bit more dignified. Laharl: This guy's just a fool.
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Gordon: Hey! What's wrong, Master? Gordon: You're not having fun? I thought kids loved picnics. The sky is blue, the weather is perfect! Gordon: Come on! Let's sing! Laharl: I'm not a kid! I'm 1313 years old. And mentally, I'm much more mature than you, too. Etna: Mature? I think you two are about the same. ...For your information, I'm 1470. Flonne: I'm ummm... fairly young. Laharl: Young? How old is young? Flonne: Young is... young. Laharl: You're an angel, aren't you? Tell the truth. Flonne: ...... Flonne: One thousand... five hundred nine. Etna: What!? You're older than me!? Laharl: Haaahahahaha!! You old hag! Flonne: I'm not old!! Jennifer: ...That's amazing. No one would think you're that old. Laharl: Hmph. That's why humans act so foolishly. They judge solely on looks. Jennifer: Ooh, you talk big. Then you shouldn't mind my body, right? Laharl: Uh... W, Well... Laharl: I'm getting hungry. Let's eat. Jennifer: *chuckle* Changing the subject, huh? I'll let it slide this time. Flonne: Here's the picnic basket... Mid-Boss: En garde!! Flonne: Ah, the picnic basket!! Mid-Boss: It has been a while, mademoiselle. The sweet smell of these entrees has led moi all the way here. Etna: Hey, Mid-Boss! Give us back our food!! Mid-Boss: Non non non non non... I cannot oblige. Mid-Boss: For moi, a widower, this handmade lunch is like an oasis in a desert... Mid-Boss: I cannot give it back. Laharl: You return after all this time, and for a stupid reason like this? Flonne: Mr. Mid-Boss, you don't have anyone to make lunch for you? Poor thing... Mid-Boss: Stop pitying moi! That sends a sharp pain to my heart! Gordon: Hold it right there! Gordon: Mid-Boss, was it? That picnic basket is mine! Give it back, now! Mid-Boss: Hmmm... You are a human, are you not? Gordon: That's right! They call me Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth!! Mid-Boss: And why is the Defender of Earth picnicking with demons? Gordon: Sh, Shut up! I'm not here because I want to be! Mid-Boss: Very well. I shall test your resolve, o Defender of Earth... Mid-Boss: Now! Can you retrieve this basket from moi!? Haaahahahaha!! Gordon: Hey, you! Wait!! Laharl: It's so pathetic that we put up with that idiot...
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Laharl: I thought you were just a dumb blonde, but I guess I was wrong. Jennifer: Hmmmm? Who was the one saying not to judge people by their looks, Harlie? Laharl: Uh... Did I say that? Laharl: Anyways, we have to get the basket back before Mid-Boss eats it all! Jennifer: *chuckles* You're right. Let's go.
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Episode 10: Angels, Demons, and Humans
Laharl: Gordon! After that, clean my room!
Laharl: Gordon! After that, make dinner!
[Fade to black]
[Camera shows Laharl's throne room]
Gordon: *huff* *huff* ...!
Gordon: (What humiliation! The Defender of Earth working for the Overlord! I
can't apologize enough to my predecessors!)
Laharl: Hmmmmm? You look unhappy.
Laharl: Don't tell me that a hero would break his promise, now.
Gordon: *groan*
Gordon: (A hero never breaks a promise!)
Gordon: (All I can do right now is endure this!)
Gordon: (As long as my faith does not falter, hope remains!!)
Gordon: (I've got it! I'll just pretend to obey him!)
Gordon: (And when he lets his guard down, I'll escape back to Earth!)
Gordon: (All right! I just need to have patience! Good thinking, Gordon!)
Laharl: Your eyes are full of hope... You're planning something, aren't you?
Gordon: N, No I'm not! I was just...
Jennifer: Morning, Harlie<3
Laharl: I told you not to call me that!
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Laharl: ...Now I just plain pity you, Gordon.
Laharl: Alright, we're going to the Sea of Gehenna!
Laharl: I will never, ever allow those women to go picnicking on their own!
Gordon: That's a great idea! We should do it!
Gordon: It's not like we'd be going on a picnic, going lalala. Someone has to
protect them!
Laharl: Right, let's go!
---
Zommie: An angel assassin... An attack by humans... A lot has been happening
lately...
Laharl: All thanks to my evil deeds. Hmhmhm...
---
Dimensional Gatekeeper: Picnic at the Sea of Gehenna, Prince? You are still
quite childish. *chuckle*
Laharl: N, No, I'm not! I'm going to investigate the area...
Gordon: Picnic, picnic, La la, la la, laaaaa.
Dimensional Gatekeeper: So... You ARE going on a picnic.
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Gordon: Lalala.
Gordon: Hahahahaha!! I never thought that picnicking in the Netherworld would
be so delightful.
Laharl: ...Is this guy really a hero?
Laharl: I'm not one to say, but... I always thought a hero was a bit more
dignified.
Laharl: This guy's just a fool.
---
Gordon: Hey! What's wrong, Master?
Gordon: You're not having fun? I thought kids loved picnics. The sky is blue,
the weather is perfect!
Gordon: Come on! Let's sing!
Laharl: I'm not a kid! I'm 1313 years old. And mentally, I'm much more mature
than you, too.
Etna: Mature? I think you two are about the same.
...For your information, I'm 1470.
Flonne: I'm ummm... fairly young.
Laharl: Young? How old is young?
Flonne: Young is... young.
Laharl: You're an angel, aren't you? Tell the truth.
Flonne: ......
Flonne: One thousand... five hundred nine.
Etna: What!? You're older than me!?
Laharl: Haaahahahaha!! You old hag!
Flonne: I'm not old!!
Jennifer: ...That's amazing. No one would think you're that old.
Laharl: Hmph. That's why humans act so foolishly. They judge solely on looks.
Jennifer: Ooh, you talk big. Then you shouldn't mind my body, right?
Laharl: Uh... W, Well...
Laharl: I'm getting hungry. Let's eat.
Jennifer: *chuckle* Changing the subject, huh? I'll let it slide this time.
Flonne: Here's the picnic basket...
Mid-Boss: En garde!!
Flonne: Ah, the picnic basket!!
Mid-Boss: It has been a while, mademoiselle. The sweet smell of these entrees
has led moi all the way here.
Etna: Hey, Mid-Boss! Give us back our food!!
Mid-Boss: Non non non non non... I cannot oblige.
Mid-Boss: For moi, a widower, this handmade lunch is like an oasis in a
desert...
Mid-Boss: I cannot give it back.
Laharl: You return after all this time, and for a stupid reason like this?
Flonne: Mr. Mid-Boss, you don't have anyone to make lunch for you? Poor
thing...
Mid-Boss: Stop pitying moi! That sends a sharp pain to my heart!
Gordon: Hold it right there!
Gordon: Mid-Boss, was it? That picnic basket is mine! Give it back, now!
Mid-Boss: Hmmm... You are a human, are you not?
Gordon: That's right! They call me Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth!!
Mid-Boss: And why is the Defender of Earth picnicking with demons?
Gordon: Sh, Shut up! I'm not here because I want to be!
Mid-Boss: Very well. I shall test your resolve, o Defender of Earth...
Mid-Boss: Now! Can you retrieve this basket from moi!? Haaahahahaha!!
Gordon: Hey, you! Wait!!
Laharl: It's so pathetic that we put up with that idiot...
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Laharl: I thought you were just a dumb blonde, but I guess I was wrong.
Jennifer: Hmmmm? Who was the one saying not to judge people by their looks,
Harlie?
Laharl: Uh... Did I say that?
Laharl: Anyways, we have to get the basket back before Mid-Boss eats it all!
Jennifer: *chuckles* You're right. Let's go.
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Laharl: Well... I don't really care...
[Camera turns to face Flonne]
Flonne: You should! We're joining in!!